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    Friday, June 5, 2009


    am clueless what to blog. well, maybe i'll continue later when i have th inspiration to do so. Damn it, logarithms can be quite easy and hard at th same time!

    [edited@3:41 p.m]
    oh alright i got my inspiration alr. guess who inspired me?
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    IT'S MY MOTHER/MUUMY/MAK/IBU/THE ONE THAT GAVE BIRTH TO ME!
    drama mama, hell yeah you should be jealous you dont have th best mother in th world unlike me but , Oh well i'll xplain.
    Once upon a time, there was.. ah fuck la i'll just story tell th conversation i had w her just now :

    well actually i found out that th mamak shop nearby will be closed for 1 week. So what right? But that is th only place where i can get _____ when i'm only/still sxteen! i ran out of hypothesis; how am i gonna get them when its closed for th time being.
    • I cant get Sister to buy for me cus idk where th hell she went alr.
    • I h8 contra bands.
    • Friends either too far away from wdl/malas nk contact.

    So Musaa's left with one last option, beg mom to buy for me.
    Me : Mak, yknw kan th mamak shop downstairs will be closed for one week siak.
    Mom : YA la thats why, i wanna buy salt la , sugar la also cannot. yknw ahh....(carries on with her rantings)
    Me : Erm, so can you help me buy _______ pls?
    Mom : -BULGED HER EYES OUT. THEN SHE PUT BACKS IN
    Mom: What did you just said? Didnt heard it well son.
    Me : Can you help me buy ______pls? i finished it just now, and th shop's closed thus there's nowhere else i can buy it .
    Mom : AIYOOOOOOOO. you're so troublesome! You spent like $*** this week alr, cant you just buy th powder one!
    Me : you mean, roll-your-own? DONT WANT THAT ONE LAZY LAAAAA.
    Mom : Cant you just take it from your daddy's closet?
    Me : Ew, no. He's one is GG. i h8 kretek.
    Mom : go get changed. help me deposit some cash in first.

    bathed, got changed.

    As we reached 7-11, it was as if i went back to my childhood days where i stared at those ____as if they were irresistible candies ( oh i stared at both condoms and candies, cus both of them looks th same back then) . " Buy reds, you buy green i throw it away.", mom said. Wtf, reds? i just commented on my own quiz in fb that i dont take reds! "Your choice. Take it or leave it. But dont leave w/o depositing my money ah. Idk how ah.", mom lamely said. Dang i had no other alternatives but to just stare at those ____ . "Nxxt Reds suck, thats what people say, Vxcxrxy Reds taste like dog poo & Mxrlbxrx Reds' so my dad.", i thought.

    conclusion made : " mom, tell her you want pxll mxll reds.", a whisper made by me." xcuse me, can i have moll moll reds pls", mom beseeched. " oh you meant pxll mxll reds ma'am?", th indian guy replied. She blushed (step blushed only!). " is it for you or for your son ma'am?", th coloured guy questioned. Her pink shade of blushes faded. "obviously, it's for me right! What makes you think my son would be smoking at sucha young age?! HAR? HAR?", somehow mom managed to fake a scolding. Rolling his pupils, he apologised. "thanks.", mom went off with a great big smile.

    told ya, she inspired me! she would go to such xtend just to satisfy my unessential needs, sometimes. & thats th reason why i love her. nk sleep bye, toodles moodles.